RE: Michael Brookes
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RE: Michael Brookeshttp://itlnbrt.com... Thanks Jennifer! |
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RE: Michael Brookeshttp://jamie-marchant.blogspot.co.uk... Thanks Jamie! |
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RE: Michael BrookesDiamonds are Forever Did you know you can make diamonds? You need some carbon, then heat it up and squeeze it really tightly. If you do this right, you'll create a diamond. And do you know what a good source of carbon is? Humans. Unfortunately you can't just take a human and squeeze them into a diamond, which is a shame as it would make my life easier. Instead you first have to cremate the body. Next pulverise the bones, then through the magic of the Internet you will receive a shiny new diamond. One more to add to my necklace of twelve. http://thecultofme.blogspot.co.uk... |
RE: Michael BrookesMy author page on the site can be found at: http://www.indie-book-bargains.co.uk... The Wrong Car "I'm going to gut you like a fish, drag out your entrails and then set fire to them while you watch." ... "Do I have your attention?" ... "Don't worry, I won't really do that. I'm not a savage!" ... "I know, you can't speak. I've stitched your lips together. It's better that you just listen for now." ... "We're going to play a game and you are going to learn how to park your car." ... "The rules? Simple. Every time you scratch the car, I'm going to scratch you. And you already owe me one from this morning." http://thecultofme.blogspot.co.uk... |