WIN a super-rare signed ebook... erm, hang on...
BUT... we've printed 25 (that's 25 only, ever) paperback copies of HJ Hampson's brilliant THE VANITY GAME. Each copy is signed and numbered, and one lucky KUForumer can win a copy right here.
All you have to do is tell us the surname of the Detective Inspector featured in the book.
Leave your answer in the comments below. We'll pick a winner at random on July 31st. if you'd like a personal dedication from HJ when she signs, please tell us that in the comments too.
(If you need a clue, try http://thevanitygame.com and check the extract)
"Take a pinch of TOWIE, add a measure of vapid sleb culture, throw in a few dark temptations, lob the lot OTT, and you've got a recipe for a premier league winner."
– Val McDermid, bestselling author of The Retribution
Ripping the lid off the world of celebrity culture, The Vanity Game is a satirical black comedy that's as disturbing as it is hilarious.
Sexier than David Beckham and nastier than Joey Barton, life couldn't be much better for professional soccer ace and international megabrand, Beaumont Alexander. Living the life of luxury in his Essex mansion, The Love Palace, with his beautiful pop-star girlfriend and queen of the WAGS, Krystal McQueen, he’s every bit as vain as you might expect from a man who has the world at his fingertips as well as his feet.
But a celebrity party kick-starts a chain of events that turns his dream lifestyle into a waking nightmare. It begins with too many drugs and an attractive waitress and leads to an argument with Krystal that doesn't end well. Then a shady cartel steps in and changes his life forever.
Beaumont Alexander is about to discover that substitution is a fate worse than death.
A dark comedy for fans of John Niven (Kill Your Friends), Bret Easton Ellis (American Psycho, Glamorama) and Nick Hornby (Fever Pitch).