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Offline Rosen Trevithick Reading
03 Jul 2012, 09:37 PM | Post: #11

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Wow - over 30% of the reviews for 50 Shades of Grey are 1 star. And they're full of things for me to use! Thank you!

50 Shades of Andy Gray is just disturbing! Ha ha.
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03 Jul 2012, 09:41 PM | Post: #12

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I'm wondering how you are going to add to the house on the island with a spare pair of gull's feet to make it the cover of this new book.

Red lights in the windows for starters Big Grin
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03 Jul 2012, 09:46 PM | Post: #13

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03 Jul 2012, 09:50 PM | Post: #14

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I've been laughing so much that my neighbours are likely to complain.

Still reading poor reviews of Fifty Shades - I can't thank you enough Roger. I can write a whole novel using just material from these reviews.

As for 50 Shed of Grey, I laughed so much that my body convulsed and shattered into a thousand tiny pieces.

As for Pompomberry House - good idea with the red lighting. I might put a sex swing in the garden.
Offline Roger Cave Reading Istanbul Puzzle
03 Jul 2012, 09:52 PM | Post: #15

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Next to the shed, of course!
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Offline Trace Reading
04 Jul 2012, 05:01 AM | Post: #16

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RE: Funny things about erotica

I've never read any erotica before but you've got me intrigued Rosen - let us all know when the books released Smile
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20 Jul 2012, 06:21 PM | Post: #17

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I just thought I'd bump this thread because I'm working on this now and wondering if anybody has any more ideas please?
Offline LindaGruchy Reading The Chandelier Ballroom by Elizabeth Lord
20 Jul 2012, 06:25 PM | Post: #18

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YOu have to have a rampant, thrusting member.
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14 Sep 2012, 11:02 AM | Post: #19

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14 Sep 2012, 07:21 PM | Post: #20

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(20 Jul 2012 06:25 PM)LindaGruchy Wrote:  YOu have to have a rampant, thrusting member.

Hopefully that only applies to the men. Whistle

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