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Offline tao
04 Dec 2011, 10:50 AM | Post: #1

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While robbing a home a burglar hears someone say "Jesus is watching you". To his relief he realises its just the parrot mimicking something it had heard.

He asked the parrot "whats your name?"

The parrot replied "Moses"

The burglar goes on to ask, "what kind of person names a parrot Moses?"

To which the parrot replied "the same person who named the rottweiller Jesus"
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Offline sujay Reading The Glass Guardian by Linda Gillard
04 Dec 2011, 08:27 PM | Post: #2

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04 Dec 2011, 08:49 PM | Post: #3

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RE: Laugh of the Day...

Oh aren't the OLD ONES, the best???? LOL
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RE: Laugh of the Day...

(04 Dec 2011 08:49 PM)carryonvending Wrote:  Oh aren't the OLD ONES, the best???? LOL

Of course we are Cov.Cool
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RE: Laugh of the Day...

A Penguin walks into a store and says to the owner "have you got any grapes?"

The owner says "no sorry we dont have any grapes" so the Penguin walks out.

The next day the Penguin walks back in and says "have you got any grapes?".

The owner says "no we dont have any grapes" and again the Penguin walks out.

The very next day the Penguin goes back in and asks the same question and the owner very irate says "look if you ask me again I'll nail your flippers to the floor!"

The next day the Penguin walks back in and says to the irate owner "have you got any nails?"... The owner turns round and says "no I haven't got any nails". "okay" says the Penguin "have you got any grapes?.Smile
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06 Dec 2011, 09:44 AM | Post: #6

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A mother and daughter go shopping for a Barbie doll but cant see any with prices on them so they ask an assistant for help.. "This is single Barbie and she costs £20, this is married Barbie and she costs £40 and this is divorced Barbie and she's £250"

"Why so much for the divorced Barbie?" asks the mother.

The assistant replies "well with divorced Barbie you get the House, all the furniture, the car, the caravan..."
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07 Dec 2011, 09:20 AM | Post: #8

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Another gem of a joke. Smile Smile Smile
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RE: Laugh of the Day...

One day Billy was digging a hole in his garden and his neighbour looking over the fence asked him what he was doing.

"My goldfish died and I'm burying him"

"That's a big hole for a goldfish isn't it?" said the neighbour.

"Thats because he's inside your cat" Billy replied..
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