RE: Laugh of the Day...
In other words, my Nuclear Weapons Program is ten years ahead of North Korea.
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I have diet Coke and Mentos in my house... In other words, my Nuclear Weapons Program is ten years ahead of North Korea.
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RE: Laugh of the Day...I awoke one freezing night And went to pee without a light My eyes were nearly stuck with sleep And I hoped I didn't splash the seat As I staggered back to bed Grunting from my sleep -filled head I stumped my toe upon the door And winced aloud and cursed some more My head awoke with blinding pain I staggered on and stumped again I finally fell upon the bed And hit the bedpost with my head And so I lay there; all in shock Blood was oozing from my sock And from my head it too did seep As I fell back into troubled sleep https://www.facebook.com/MaerlinsStorm
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RE: Laugh of the Day...This post was last modified: 27 Apr 2013 01:25 PM by tao.
Thinking about blondes no names no pack drill....Q. What does a blonde do when she's finished using her computer? A. Puts the mouse back in the cage of course.  Which brings me to this one. A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk "Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? You don't need curtains for computers." The blonde's eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers "Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!" |
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RE: Laugh of the Day... Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I've forgotten this before.  A picture is worth a thousand words but it uses up a thousand times the memory. 
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RE: Laugh of the Day...![[Image: article-2316804-198C0A2B000005DC-826_308x274.jpg]](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/04/29/article-2316804-198C0A2B000005DC-826_308x274.jpg) 'We've decided to start using our bus passes. Would you direct us to the first class compartment and bar?'
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RE: Laugh of the Day...ATD-At The Doctors. BFF-Best Friend Fell. BTW-Bring the Wheelchair. BYOT-Bring Your Own Teeth. FWIW-Forgot Where I Was. GHA-Got Heartburn Again. IMHO-Is My Hearing-Aid On. LMDO-Laughing My Dentures Out. OMSG-Oh My! Sorry, Gas. ROFLACGU-Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up. TTYL-Talk To You Louder. LSHIPM-Laughing So Hard I Pee`d Myself. LOL–Little Old Lady WTF-What’s that for? |
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RE: Laugh of the Day...Tony Arab proverb: Only a fool lends his books and only a fool returns them.
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