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Offline carryonvending Reading An Officer & a Spy - Robert Harris
10 Dec 2011, 08:41 PM | Post: #21

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Offline carryonvending Reading An Officer & a Spy - Robert Harris
10 Dec 2011, 08:43 PM | Post: #22

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RE: Laugh of the Day...

Why did all the decorations fancy the Christmas stocking?

They heard he was well hung.
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11 Dec 2011, 07:31 AM | Post: #23

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(10 Dec 2011 06:35 PM)carryonvending Wrote:  Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

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(10 Dec 2011 08:39 PM)carryonvending Wrote:  BBC News......Thousands protest in Russia as next years election results are stolen from the Kremlin....

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Two cannibals sitting round the fire having a meal and one says to the other "I hate my mother in law"

The other cannibal replies "Just eat your noodles then".Tongue
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(10 Dec 2011 08:41 PM)carryonvending Wrote:  What starts with ''P'' and ends with ''orn?''


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Offline carryonvending Reading An Officer & a Spy - Robert Harris
11 Dec 2011, 08:21 AM | Post: #27

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(11 Dec 2011 07:37 AM)tao Wrote:  
(10 Dec 2011 08:41 PM)carryonvending Wrote:  What starts with ''P'' and ends with ''orn?''


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Or as a Talksport presenter recently told of his 5 yr son who was told off at the cinema for requesting (rather too loudly) COCKPORNGroovy
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Offline carryonvending Reading An Officer & a Spy - Robert Harris
11 Dec 2011, 08:24 AM | Post: #28

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RE: Laugh of the Day...

Amir Khan loses titles on points

So it seems AMIR KHAN'T
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Offline carryonvending Reading An Officer & a Spy - Robert Harris
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Scientist say the world will have perfect vision in 2020
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RE: Laugh of the Day...

I went back to see my doctor today.

I said, "I applied the pile cream that you gave me this morning and I got a very nasty reaction."

"Where exactly did you apply it?" he asked.

I said, "On the bus."
You can tell the sex of an ant by dropping it into a jug of water.
If it sinks: girl ant
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