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You invite a speaker to the rostrum, not the rectum!

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RE: An organism is not the same as an orgasm

When giving a speech beware of similar sounding words [Image: rolleyes.gif].  An organism is not the same as an orgasm. This is just one example where a speaker was caught out when describing yeast as an orgasm that swells and bursts [Image: biggrin.gif].

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RE: You invite a speaker to the rostrum, not the rectum!

You invite a speaker to the rostrum, not the rectum!
It's easy to make a mistake with similar sounding words. Check out my book for other mistakes that speakers can make.
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RE: You invite a speaker to the rostrum, not the rectum!

You invite a speaker to the rostrum, not the rectum!

It's easy to make a mistake with similar sounding words. Check out my book for other mistakes that speakers can make - and how to avoid making your own Rolleyes.

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