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New e-book "Fat Jimmy and the Blind Ballerina" available now on Amazon.

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Offline eddieo
25 Jul 2017, 12:54 PM | Post: #1

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New e-book "Fat Jimmy and the Blind Ballerina" available now on Amazon.

New e-book "Fat Jimmy and the Blind Ballerina" available now on Amazon.

This is the story of one young man’s desire for comedy fame: a tale of ambition and humiliation on the way to the top.

Fat Jimmy is a cynical, young comedian and writer, who desperately wants to make it to the big time. He wants it all and he wants it now.


Fat Jimmy loves women; he loves booze and he loves comedy. He is sweary and controversial, but always funny and always memorable.
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28 Jul 2017, 09:16 AM | Post: #2

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RE: New e-book "Fat Jimmy and the Blind Ballerina" available now on Amazon.

Today’s guest reviewer is Missy Massacre, bestselling novelist, whose latest book “Killbitch” is in all good charity shops now.

Missy describes herself as a smalltown girl from Cutesy, Alabamsippi who just happens to tell fun stories about serial killers and cannibals.

Her plucky heroine, librarian, Dimple Virginsaintmommy and her Sheriff husband, Big Ed, have solved numerous murders in their idyllic hometown of Devilscock.

In this latest instalment, they are up against the Chinese Tongs and the Damco bikers who are waging war over the heroin trade in Devilscock, while a cannibal is killing any women with a hyphenated name.

Needless to say, Dimple’s sisters, Peggy-Sue, Vera-Lynn, Jesse-James and Frankie-Valley are bobbing themselves.

Me : Missy, what do you make of “Fat Jimmy and the Blind Ballerina”?

Missy : Well it’s not really my cup of iced tea but it looks nice enough.

Me : Did you read the book?

Missy : Not as such. I had a look at the blurb and decided against it. There didn’t seem to be any serial killers or deviant sex criminals in it.

Me : That’s fair enough then.
Let’s talk about “Killbitch”. Some critics have complained that your hometown of Devilscock seems to get more than its fair share of crime.

Missy: We are based at the intersection of all fifty states of the USA, so we get a lot of passing traffic.

Me : That’s geographically impossible.

Missy : Nothing’s impossible if you have the Lord on your side.

Me : I can’t argue with that.
Thanks for your time today.