RE: DIY Disasters
(17 May 2016 07:26 PM)Jonathan Hill Wrote: Wrote: David Haynes, master of the comedy macabre:HAHAHAHAHA!!!
The man lifted his hat, exposing a horrible flap of flesh. Only the man himself knew how such a disfigurement had arisen and nobody he'd thus far encountered had even seen beneath his hat, black as deathly night.
"Name?" the station attendant barked, the cold London mist swirling about him.
"Moorhen. Roger Moorhen," the man with the flesh-flap replied.