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Pantomime jokesI wonder if you can help me? I'm looking for Panto jokes - the more awful the better. I have a couple of old ones (Jamaica? Rolls Canardly, etc) but could do with more. I'd also like to hear of ny newer ones, or anything with a computer/internet theme. Oh, yes, she is! Oh, no, she isn't! Many thanks in advance ![[Image: 51OHQsDRHwL._SL95.jpg]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51OHQsDRHwL._SL95.jpg) ![[Image: 51fpdh2GGlL._SL95.jpg]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51fpdh2GGlL._SL95.jpg) ![[Image: 51hPHc37EWL._SL95.jpg]](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51hPHc37EWL._SL95.jpg) |
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RE: Pantomime jokes Why was Cinderella such a poor football player ? She had a pumpkin for a coach ! What's beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers ? Cinderellephant! What's the scariest pantomime ? Ghouldilocks and the three bears ! On which side of the house did Jack's beanstalk grow ? The outside ! Who looked after Finderella ? Her fairy codmother ! What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ? A phantomime ! What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs ? Someday my prints will come ! What kind of pet did Aladdin have ? A flying car-pet ! Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn't have any ! Who in Treasure Island has a parrot that cries "Pieces of four, Pieces of four " ? Short John Silver ! Told you!!!!! Nigel A midget psychic escapes from jail....Headlines: Small Medium at Large
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