RE: Pantomime jokes
OK - Prepare to cringe!!!!
Why was Cinderella such a poor football player ?
She had a pumpkin for a coach !
What's beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers ?
What's the scariest pantomime ?
Ghouldilocks and the three bears !
On which side of the house did Jack's beanstalk grow ?
The outside !
Who looked after Finderella ?
Her fairy codmother !
What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?
A phantomime !
What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs ?
Someday my prints will come !
What kind of pet did Aladdin have ?
A flying car-pet !
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?
Because the poor didn't have any !
Who in Treasure Island has a parrot that cries "Pieces of four, Pieces of four " ?
Short John Silver !
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